Monday, August 25, 2008
Friday, August 15, 2008
#49
At the bar last week, Evan watched as a cop ordered chicken fingers. When the chicken fingers came out, Evan stole them, and then ate them.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Friday, July 4, 2008
Thursday, July 3, 2008
#39
True story.
The domain "www.evansucks.com" is owned by a company. You can make a bid to purchase it if you go to the website. I made a bid of 20 dollars. This is the response I received.
"Hello Steve,
We have received your email regarding the domain EVANSUCKS.com.
The owner of the domain has listed the sales price of $ 1,650 for this domain."
COME ON! Who would pay $1,650 for that? What I want to know is who thinks anybody would pay that much for that domain?
The domain "www.evansucks.com" is owned by a company. You can make a bid to purchase it if you go to the website. I made a bid of 20 dollars. This is the response I received.
"Hello Steve,
We have received your email regarding the domain EVANSUCKS.com.
The owner of the domain has listed the sales price of $ 1,650 for this domain."
COME ON! Who would pay $1,650 for that? What I want to know is who thinks anybody would pay that much for that domain?
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
#22
Evan spelled backwards is Nave:
Nave: Nau"se*a\ (? or ?), n. [L., fr. Gr. ?, fr. ? ship. See Nave of a church, and cf. Noise.] Seasickness; hence, any similar sickness of the stomach accompanied with a propensity to vomit; qualm; squeamishness of the stomach; loathing.
Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc. (dictionary.com) |
Enough Said!
-Deepali
Monday, June 30, 2008
#18
Evan will only play video games that he is good at so as not to admit that he sucks at everything else.
-Nikhil P.
-Nikhil P.
#16
"Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it"
Now imagine the previous statement, played entirely in reverse, in Microsoft Sound Recorder consistently for an ENTIRE SEMESTER.
-Brad H.
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it"
Now imagine the previous statement, played entirely in reverse, in Microsoft Sound Recorder consistently for an ENTIRE SEMESTER.
-Brad H.
#11
You know the kid in class who would remind the teacher at the end of the day that she forgot to give out a homework assignment? That's Evan.
-Steve K.
-Steve K.
#8
He ruins photos by jumping in the backgound and making a stupid face and/or throwing things at people.
-Alice R.
-Alice R.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
#3
Freshman year of college, he would forget to call both me and John EVERY DAY to go to dinner.
Also, he told me I suck at playing the harmonica.
-Ali R.
Also, he told me I suck at playing the harmonica.
-Ali R.
#2
Evan sucks because he drunk dialed me from Houston at 2:30AM to yell at me for not feeding our cat (which I did) or my other roommate Nikhil (he fed himself, he's quite capable). He then called back an hour later to leave me this message: "You, sir, are a scalawag."
-Steve K.
-Steve K.
#1
I wanted to play golf this weekend here in Atlanta. A few problems:
-My clubs are in Evan's trunk.
-Evan's car is right in front of our apartment.
-Evan is in Houston.
-Evan's keys are in his pocket, in Houston.
-His spare keys are in Alabama.
I am forced to play golf by creating a Frankenstein set of clubs from other dead sets. I borrow my friend's wife's putter (named the Golden Bear), and her sand wedge (named Tiara). I borrow my other roommate's irons, and use the woods from another set of clubs. I was fine with the other clubs, but Tiara and Golden Bear really screwed me.
Evan sucks.
-My clubs are in Evan's trunk.
-Evan's car is right in front of our apartment.
-Evan is in Houston.
-Evan's keys are in his pocket, in Houston.
-His spare keys are in Alabama.
I am forced to play golf by creating a Frankenstein set of clubs from other dead sets. I borrow my friend's wife's putter (named the Golden Bear), and her sand wedge (named Tiara). I borrow my other roommate's irons, and use the woods from another set of clubs. I was fine with the other clubs, but Tiara and Golden Bear really screwed me.
Evan sucks.
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